Leekie: where are you with 324b21?
- citizen: it's a bird!
- citizen: it's a plane!
- *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
- superman: it's a metaphor
- A guy and a girl: Hold hands
- Straight people: THEY ARE SO UNBELIEVEIBLY CUTE GOD HELP ME
- Two guys: smile at each other
- Straight people: THEY WERE ACTUALLY MADE FOR EACH OTHER HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER CANON!!! CANON!!
- Two girls: make out
- Straight people: they could be friends idk
hearing your favourite song on the radio is 5000x more exciting than hearing it on your ipod.
R.I.P To the Diner dude that protected sarah against those two baddies. Protected a strange girl harassed by two assholes. Four for you diner guy, Four for you.